Tuesday, 12 February 2008

jeffrey lyons critic on im not there



Jeffrey Lyons, "Critic", on I'm Not There

The brilliance of this man...

Really, nobody else need ever write another word about the movies. Put

down your quill J Hoberman. Stop typing Armond. Don't even think about

it Nick Davis (I saw you thinking about it). For what is there left to

say? And another thing: Can something be done immediately about this

Alison Bailes woman? Who does she think she is with her high falutin'

"cinematic references" talk. Stop her!!! [/sarcasm]

Labels: I'm Not There

posted by NATHANIEL R @ 6:19 PM 16 comments links to this post

16 Comments:

At 7:16 PM, Blogger John T said...

Yeah, but why stop at asking Todd Haynes to learn filmmaking

from Ray. I'm sure that those hacks like Welles, Bergman,

Godard, Scorsese, and Polanski could sure learn a thing from

watching the great modern filmmakers like Paul Haggis.

At 8:24 PM, Anonymous amir_uk said...

WTF? Amazing. And they get paid for that.

Even sadder is the fact that Ray got nominated for Best

Picture. I'm Not There most probably will not.

At 9:12 PM, Blogger Moviezzz said...

Bailes used to be the host of the news show on IFC, but can be

a bit too "filmy" (like calling JUNO, "Jason Reitman's JUNO"

instead of Diablo Cody's).

This clip doesn't even show the worst part, he always talks

over and talks down to her. Every review where they disagree,

it turns into his telling her "You are so wrong on this one".

And, to add another point, when Bailes was on maternity leave,

Jeff brought his son on to fill in for her. I guess he works on

E! but still, weren't there any New York critics available?

Although the show gets buried in the middle of the night in

most markets, so no one is watching.

At 9:53 PM, Blogger Nick M. said...

The only time I see Jeffrey Lyons is when I'm taking a long cab

ride and he pops up on the monitor. He's irritably idiotic.

Oh, and his son...well, here's a story about little Ben Lyons.

Last year he was covering the Globe Globe nominations for E!

and in the post-nomination discussion, he seemed baffled and

disappointed that one of his favorite movies of the year, The

Da Vinci Code, was snubbed. Now, I suppose I can deal with an

entertainment journalist enjoying trash like The Da Vinci Code,

but do some research buddy! Is it that hard?

Nepotism is the worst--especially when the patriarch is barely

qualified as well.

At 10:53 PM, Blogger Rural Juror said...

Him and his son should be banned from film criticism. I hate

them both.

At 11:06 PM, Blogger JS said...

Someone should show him Ellen Burstyn's "I'm old!" scene from

Requiem for a Dream because his protests are sounding an awful

lot like it.......

At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what: I think all you film snobs are forgetting one

thing FILMS ARE SUBJECTIVE> Can't you get that through you're

thick HEADS> Damn. I happen to like Ray and I didn't like I'm

NOT There. I will relinquish in joy if I'm Not There is NOT

nominated.

At 11:22 PM, Blogger Deborah said...

He's whining. In a whiny tone. Whiny whining. Is that

considered criticism now?

"But I wanted it to be that..." What? What? Watch the movie

you're watching, and like or dislike it based on its own

merits, not based on the movie you wished you were watching

instead.

At 11:38 PM, Blogger NATHANIEL R said...

anonymous -- i didn't love I'M NOT THERE and I can understand

why it turn some people off.

... but the point is that Lyons is not even trying to do the

job of film criticism. he's not engaging with the cinema at

all. he's just complaining.

At 12:13 AM, Anonymous bryan said...

she should have said something like, "so you're a member of

BFCA then?"

At 3:55 AM, Blogger adam k. said...

Just... why is it people like THIS who have the jobs? Why?

And is it totally cynical of me to suggest that perhaps the

woman's contrary opinion was driven more by a need to have the

show be interesting and have the two argue than by her

genuinely engaging with and loving the film? She just didn't

seem that passionate in her defense... more like she was

playing the role of "real critic" to give some drama to the

dialogue.

Oy.

At 10:11 AM, Anonymous noho said...

Well I didn't really care for "I'm Not There," either, but why

should Jeffrey Lyons have anything against nepotism? This is

his dad:

http://tinyurl.com/3aq99k

At 2:00 PM, Blogger El Gigante said...

I don't know whether to be embarrassed or horrified by this

lazy piece of "criticism." It's fine that he doesn't like the

movie but saying because it's not like Ray is an incredibly

weak argument.

At 11:12 PM, Blogger MRS said...

Lyons doesn't even understand what Haynes' is trying to do. He

doesnt try to. Hate the movie? Great. But show some level of

intellectual rigor when you trash it! It's strange that this

"official critic" gets paid for his job when far better film

criticism is made by bloggers like yourself and countless

others. Lyons is just a bozo. The popular ones usually are.

Ever try reading Ebert's reviews? Drivel. Not as egreiously

awful as Lyons but schockingly bad from a person who for most

Americans IS the face of film criticism.

At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lyons is the biggest tool. Ever.

At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just for the record, Armond White is utterly useless with a

Spielberg fetish bordering the pathological.

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